Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

malding

when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.

"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"

by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

Mald

Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)

Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.

by TheletterAE January 12, 2022

Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave

You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle

by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022

Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

by Ralsei <3 November 12, 2021

Malding

The definition of Malding is simply Royal/Dylan

That person is Malding

by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020