Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege

by Derkely February 05, 2020

malding

when you’re so mad you start balding

holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats

by rakoexe January 29, 2023

Maldness

A term coined by the chat of the Twitch streamer Forsen describing the process of getting worse at video games the older you become. It is a combination of the words "bad", "mad" and "bald".

MALDNESS PepeLaugh :point_right: :chart_with_upwards_trend:

by MrSam007 June 09, 2019

Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

by Ralsei <3 November 13, 2021

Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 05, 2018

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 04, 2022

Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.

I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!

by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022