Old Maid

To have sex when the old lady is too tired rolls over and states "Just make it quick"

Got arrested while Old Maiding

by Groove FC December 4, 2010

Married the Maid

When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.

Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.

by Keri Romeo June 19, 2010

Anime Maid

Victorian era maids in anime and hentai, I don't know whats the deal with Japan and maids because of my tiny American brain which is damaged by my burger eating disorder cannot understand it.

Weeb: wow, that anime maid is so hot, I think I'm getting a boner.

Real Fat American: *talking with his mouth full of burgers* real American women are hotter than that Japanese cartoon maid.

Weeb: Say that to my Dakimakura's face.

Real Fat American: You are not a real American, you are some Japanese wannabe retard, and I hope my nigga Trump will kick your ass to Japan and nuke it like its 1945.

by 0ld M4N August 3, 2020

molly maid

One who is a slave to molly
A heavy user of molly
Someone who appears to be under the influence of molly

"Yo, that molly maid over there is high as f****"

by Akra September 24, 2017

old maid

The modern-day word, Lesbian was a no-no, and can be a sub set of this word and Spinster.

She's an old maid who was never interested in men.

by Furb April 17, 2006

Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander

Dude she's a hand maid

by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016

chamber maid

a whore or a slut or someone with a smelly twat

"That bitch is a chamber maid"

by ewag March 5, 2007