massimo bassimo

someone stupid and a longer term for massimo

naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo
chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid

by therealraviross April 10, 2019

Masimo

Bro is probably child molestor fr fr. Don't get close to that mf fr fr, especially at night time.

That guy Masimo Dobric raped that lil mf fr fr

by KmicaIzOza January 12, 2022

Maksim

1. Lazy sob who complains that its to cold outside to run to the post office.

2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.

3. Will roofie you.

4. Has a 85 year old grandma.

Maksim did you not hear the guy at apartments?

by gapped May 25, 2009

Massimo

massimo a player and a fuckboy who breaks girls hearts. He acts different in front of his friends and dates girls older than him. Makes girls miserable and sad and leaves them for there best friends. He’s a faggot with a small dick and has noodle legs and goes up to girls to get there numbers while he’s still in relationship with someone.

1- did you see that girl crying her man left her for her best friend

2- yeah he was massimo

1x of course he was

by Megafagottbitchass July 12, 2019

Massimo

Massimo is a man he pull all of them hoes.he is strong and can’t crontol himself if you spot a wild massimo please call the police.he is a sexy beast but has a tiny dick !

I saw a wild massimo and had him arested

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 22, 2018

Maksim

A Chadcel (refer Chadcel definition) who became the way he is typically from a rejection that occured around childhood.

Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.

"OMG Brock kept texting weird shit to me last night!"

"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"

by CanIPleaseBeWhite December 5, 2019

machimbo

A big guy who is not dominican although he swears he is.

Alex's bf Mike is a Machimbo

by luigiman12 October 12, 2007