by guy2234567890-1234567890 January 29, 2021
Get the mach den mariomug. A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the Mach Tornadomug. I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.
by dude June 21, 2003
Get the mach 2 clubmug. by peterdyck December 25, 2021
Get the Mach 1 700mug. Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.
Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.
Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.
Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!
I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
by Kilominum June 21, 2025
Get the Mach Fuckmug. A very sassy and rude person. A person who looks like someone and many other things going on with their life.Also all the ladies love him and guys too.
-mach is weird
by anonymous August 25, 2022
Get the Machmug. 