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Lason

n (see also Lasoned, Lasoning) pro:lay-sun

Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.

Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.

Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.

Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.

The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:

A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.

It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-

"I got some good Lason last night."

"Lason is a privilege, not a right."

"Pulling a Lason"

Negative example-

"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
by Jerry Jeff October 31, 2011
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Lyon

A person who attends or graduated from Mount Holyoke College in South Hadley, MA. The college's main mascot is a "lyon," named after founder Mary Lyon, whose tomb can be found in the center of the campus.
(They are more commonly known as MoHos.)
Lyons are usually strong, liberal and intelligent women.
Person #1: Hey, our team lost to the Lyons last Saturday.
Person #2: Yeah, man, the Mount Holyoke team is pretty good.
by nonatomgrain November 26, 2010
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lysol

somthing that smells like shit if u spray to much of it and it acts like a flamethrower if you burn it
"dude y tha fuck did u fart get tha lysol out"

"im gonna burn tha hell out of you with the LYSOL flamethrower"
by dkcsdkvcsdo ids October 9, 2006
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Lysol

One of the leetest Java programmers RuneScape cheating ever saw.
All your emu's are belong to Lysol.
by The one Lysol April 20, 2006
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LYSOL

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!
by John May 28, 2003
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Lyron

Lyron is a beautiful, smart and crazy guy. His ass is unique cuz its guiness record. Bisexual king but more into gays, has a great taste in man, especially these called Aleksander. Hottie, popular, probably a male stripper. Gold digger. Acts like a crackhead.
- Oh look, it is Lyron! He is such a badass.
- Yeah, i know. His ass is fabulous.
by Lyronek February 7, 2021
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south lyon

Was once Hicksville until all the little townspeople fucked and made babies, and now its a mix between wannabe novi preps and poser punks, along with a whole load of old people who complain all damn day because of all the changes due to their own kids, and then write letters to the newspaper- thinking people actually read that shit. Hey if you dont like it here, MOVE DUMBASS!!!!!!
South Lyon is da shizziest place to live.

South Lyon people are old and smell like turd.
by SouthLyonChic June 3, 2004
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