pimp lotion

pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm

last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself

by pimp daddy dollars March 04, 2005

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

Lotion Scab

The hardened bit of lotion that forms on the end of the pump nozzle.

My hands were so dry, I hardly noticed the lotion scab while I was rubbing in the lotion.

by Nerdy_Girl June 28, 2011

Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.

Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 02, 2004

lotion nigga

The nigga that always got a bottle of lotion in his bag or in general.

Usually the darkest nigga of every squad.

Ole boy always got some lotion he the lotion nigga with them ashy ass legs. smh

by Kassius XXX April 04, 2016

motion lotion

Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.

Iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

by bruntanng November 08, 2005

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004