A lorenzo is the smart guy that also is insanely good at sports and basically anything he does. He is the Jack of all traits. He is a born leader with an extreme love for his country. He Looks great in aviator glasses. A lorenzo will most likely be an officer in the military or me a leader in what ever field of work he chooses. Lorenzo is Extremely Italian and loves Italy even if he didn't grow up there. He is very determined, excels in everything he does and is a really nice guy. Will one day become president.
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An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
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by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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Lorence V.- it is fist pumping motion, usual done at big gathering with booming music.
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Fact: 53% of all party that are shutdown are because of the Lorence
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