Boston logger

its when a male takes a shit on someones chest then stacks it all like a tree and then use their dicks to chop then down like a logger then yell temburg! as the shit/ tree falls into the other persons mouth.

i will Boston logger your girl friend

by MoBitches Mack I Love Travis June 8, 2011

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

loaner douche

Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.

"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."

Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."

by Alycia H. July 27, 2008

Loner

A person who is naturally unsocial and tries hard to hide it in a naturally social world. A person who walks alone, hates being approached, and spends their free time alone. A person is accustomed to being alone. A person compensates their social flaws through arts and sports. You might not be able to spot them right away but within one conversation you'll know who they are. You'll usually find them sitting alone or on their computer. You might mistaken their social awkwardness for retardation. Generally society ignores them but assholes never fuck off. Some people want their attention and will be assholes to get it. People critisize loner calling them depressed, socially unstable, or pretentious. But they are simply people who feel more comfortable by themselves because they have nothing to say. Loners are not boring,you'll find a bestfriend in one if you take the time to get to know one.

So, what are you going to do this weekend?

The mall

With who?

By myself

Wow you have no life get some friends loner

by kijhg March 19, 2013

Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.

Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger

by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

Loner swag

a person who likes to be alone. they have friends and people who want to be around them but instead they prefer to be by themselves.

Happy being alone

chris: yo sam come to that party with us
sam: nah its cool im gunna go home take this facial & jus chill
chris: you have such loner swag

by Reesa lynn March 11, 2012

MSN-Loner

Someone who either doesn't have many contacts on MSN or simply cant be bothered to start a conversation with anyone despite there being many people online but no one is speaking to them.
To attract attention they will sign out for a couple of seconds then sign back in again, trying to draw attention to themselves so that people will talk to them.

Person 1: OMG that Jonathan has signed in so many times this past hour after being offline for like a second!

Person 2: He's an MSN-loner, he's just trying to get attention.

by TheVeg July 4, 2008