Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

harbour loft

Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say “wow this is good music” then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3

Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet

Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!

by Mattbeenmior1265 March 6, 2023

scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 3, 2018

Loftus

A "Loftus" is when someone is mistaken into revealing their love for someone else, when in a completely sober state.

Jamie: Allow, I got baited out by Jack over my love Laura.
Everyone: Ah mate you had a Loftus done to you

by TheHairyGreekWoman July 3, 2011

LoStCoRz

A hip and popular female in any social circle, with a predisposition to wearing hoodies, and mucking about in photoshop.

I'm just lostcorzin' it up brother.

by anon March 24, 2003

loft-bananna

A stupid starving artist who lives in the city, in some loft or other, and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These idiots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.

Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis. Seriously, lets kick thier ass.

by cameronthered December 2, 2005

loftus action

when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor

when

who the fuck invited kent to the movies, lets pull some loftus action and get the fuck out here

by haha kiddo October 12, 2008