Stupid Loans

Excessive borrowing for a college education.

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.

by College Educated and Debt Free June 16, 2009

bone it and loan it

when a male gets a boner, and either...
1) passes the girl on to another guy, so he can get a boner.
2) takes a slutty girl from a guy, so he can get a boner.

hens- loan it.

erik- DUDE JUST LET ME LOAN MARIA SO I CAN BONE IT...aka bone it and loan it.

by markism October 14, 2009

loan shark

One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.

loan shark

by AlanTuring0 February 7, 2014

Loan Fluid

When a form of debt owed has the capability of changing its point of origin, as in a home mortgage self identifying as an auto loan or student loan and combinations

Person 1: They passed student loan forgiveness, I just wish they would forgive my mortgage

Person 2: My mortgage is loan fluid and identifies as a student loan, so I’m set!

by Dave Chiconey August 25, 2022

barbecuing a loan

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

by Blake00 March 28, 2013

granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015

Dirty Loan

When you loan an item to someone, and that person loans the same item to someone else without your permission

Don't lend that DVD to Chris - last time I lent him something I found out he pulled a dirty loan on me and never got it back.

by Kahunaville Ox Val RIP March 14, 2011