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Stupid Loans

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.
mugGet the Stupid Loansmug.

bone it and loan it

when a male gets a boner, and either...
1) passes the girl on to another guy, so he can get a boner.
2) takes a slutty girl from a guy, so he can get a boner.

hens- loan it.
erik- DUDE JUST LET ME LOAN MARIA SO I CAN BONE IT...aka bone it and loan it.
by markism October 14, 2009
mugGet the bone it and loan itmug.

barbecuing a loan

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!
by Blake00 March 28, 2013
mugGet the barbecuing a loanmug.

loan shark

One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.
by AlanTuring0 February 7, 2014
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

Loan Fluid

When a form of debt owed has the capability of changing its point of origin, as in a home mortgage self identifying as an auto loan or student loan and combinations
Person 1: They passed student loan forgiveness, I just wish they would forgive my mortgage

Person 2: My mortgage is loan fluid and identifies as a student loan, so I’m set!
by Dave Chiconey August 25, 2022
mugGet the Loan Fluidmug.

Loan Thư

Loan Thư is a cute name, it always make us feel happy and warm when heard it and especially me. Loan Thư is my wife’s name, i really like hearing and speaking it everytime and everywhere. In addition, i want to talk about my wife, she is a romatic and lovely person. She always take care me <3 i love her, my Loan Thư
I love Loan Thư :33
by DuyluvLoanThu November 24, 2021
mugGet the Loan Thưmug.

loan anh

loan anh is a beautiful person inside and outside. an intellectual who deserves nothing but the best. a loan anh will always be there for you and you should always be there for them too.
- i wish i could be friends with a loan anh
- me too :( they're the best
by whzlien August 28, 2017
mugGet the loan anhmug.

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