Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

by Darxide December 30, 2004

Lambardi Slap

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

by alaa October 18, 2007

Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.

I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.

by Manboobs September 13, 2007

Llamas on a Stick

As a great young woman once said

"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"

or

"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"

"Dude, your llamas on a stick"

by Siera Brooke January 23, 2009

Ungrateful Llama

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into their lover's mouth, and has it spit back upon them.

It was good, until s/he pulled an ungrateful llama on me.

by Cal Aggie Marching Band-Uh! January 3, 2008

Drama Llama

Someone who completely lives of and thrives off of drama, yet claims to have an extreme dislike for it.

"That girl is such a drama llama, she never grew up after high school"

by tankgirl69 January 15, 2010

Dick Sucking Llama

A Level 30 dick sucking goat, known to inhabit the lands of a texas "safari"

Awesome! My dick sucking goat just evolved into a dick sucking llama

by TallTaleHero September 26, 2010