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limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew
andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola
by smyles January 28, 2008
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Nigger Limp

The act of walking with a slight limp. One leg basically straight and the other bent causing one to limp, generally while walking slowly and mad dogging every car that drives by. The nigger limp was originated by blacks but has been known to be performed by beaners, white trash, and even the occasional chink, gook or person of asian descent .
Holy shit! Look at Tony walking down the street doing the Nigger Limp! What's up with that fool? Has he been hangin' out with the Niggs or something?
by SBHellMan November 2, 2008
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The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.
I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.
by Renob Champ March 7, 2010
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No Crimp Limp

The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.
He's walkin with the No Crimp Limp.
by Nick Broderick January 2, 2009
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Limp Bizkit

A prank in which a person ejaculates into a freshly made biscuit and gives it to someone to eat.
I gave Delina a limp bizkit during dinner and she said it was the best biscuit she ever ate!
by death from above 82 April 1, 2010
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limp biscuit

A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.
Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.
by GAYGAY September 14, 2008
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Limp Bizkit

"I'm angry, I wear a red hat, and I'm white."
by Laura Laurent April 15, 2005
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