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HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
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Empire of Lies

A term used to refer to the United States of America. A country that proclaims itself a Federation but isn't, a singular nation despite being an empire made up of many puppet regimes, a democracy yet isn't democratic, a republic but isn't truly a republic. Proclaims freedom yet is neither the freest socially or economically, and just about every other facet of it's being, being a lie.
"(Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin) and I discussed this topic, naturally bearing in mind the sanctions that the so-called Western community - as I called it in my speech, the 'empire of lies' - is now trying to implement against our country," a transcript of the meeting quoted Putin as saying.
by Madam Fortune October 13, 2023
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ask no questions hear no lies

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."
how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies
by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007
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This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.
A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."
by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011
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Butt-Lies

1. n. The gay True-Lies, starring Dara, Jamie Lee Foxx (That's right..Jaime Lee Foxx...), and Arnold Shwa...Swhar...YER in Butt-Lies.

2. adj. A more extreme version of 'BULLSHIT.'
1.Hey dudes, didja watch that new movie 'Butt-Lies'? It's the gay True-Lies.

2. Manic: Hey man, I fucked yo' mom!
Kitsune: Dude, that is so Butt-Lies.
by Manic, Kitsune, and AIS April 17, 2005
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three biggest lies

The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.
He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005
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smash lies

another word for lying, when someone keeps making things up, a stupid ridiculous lie or lies.
L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010
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