Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.

Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales

Lie-Tale by scottypeerol September 28, 2009

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lie-agra

An inside term used among women to describe having faked an orgasam during an unsatisfactory sexual encounter.

Yeah, I had to take a lie-Agra last night. The guy just couldn't get it done.

lie-agra by Lola B. October 20, 2017

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lie by omission

My therapist told me that I don’t lie (make things up that aren’t true). She said that I lie by omission. I don’t talk about important things because of my shame. I don’t talk about things that truly occurred because I fear the emotions that will surface.

She attended the wedding and simply responded “It was beautiful.” She told a lie by omission when she did not mention that there were many unpleasant occurrences.

lie by omission by introvert July 6, 2021

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lie-face

the most obvious look on your face that tells someone that you are lying. when everything on your face- every expression- says "hey, i'm a liar", then you are wearing your lie-face.

big sister: "you stole my shirt!"

little sister: (grinning when she says,) "no, i didn't."

big sister: "do you think i'm stupid? i know you did! i can totally tell you're lying! you have your lie-face on!"

lie-face by amymonster September 9, 2006