gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap

Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce

by Oh My Knob Man February 08, 2018

lettuce snow

Let us know!

Ok Tahnee lettuce snow

by Cobbler May 17, 2018

Devils lettuce

Weed, Ganja Mary Jane etc.

That homeslice was all smoked up on the devils lettuce.

by sctso October 29, 2003

Lettuce

Hilarious - Really Funny

Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.

1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.

2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."

Person 2: "Lettuce!"

by Brainbarf July 12, 2013

hippy lettuce

Another term for weed or pot, often used to denigrate users or flower children in general.

Bill Walton was such a Deadhead I'm sure he smoked the hippy lettuce.

by rkevins82 May 16, 2005

Lettuce be cereal

A fun way to say : Let us be serious

Person 1: Duur huur
Person 2: Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Alright, whats up?

by Akiray December 28, 2011

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 16, 2005