Dick Lava

When you get repeatedly punched in the balls and you ejaculate a blood-semen mixture.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her with her sister I spewed dick lava for a week.

by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017

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Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018

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Lava and Bread

Sex

Man those two just did the lava and bread.

by teinkie February 07, 2018

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Hot Lava

Some rumbling and stomach pain leads to extremely explosive diarrhea that burns as it exits the rectum and comes out so forcefully that it splashes off the toilet water and back onto your ass.

Man, I shouldn't have had those 9-1-1 hot wings. I barely made it home before I expelled some potent hot lava.

by max nova July 03, 2009

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Lava Rock

{lah-vuh) (rok) A noun for a state of self esteem, or adjective for a feeling.

def. The Aloha Spirit. Being proud of where you from in the Hawaiian Islands.

808 Represent Slang.
A diamond or gem formed from the molten, fluid rock that issues from a volcano.

Did you see that hot new 808 video? They were stylin' Lava Rock!

by Tupu February 01, 2008

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