Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team

Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III

by A Wright June 30, 2007

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003

foam ladders

foam ladders is something you scream out when you are stoned out of your mind, other words that my and my fellow siblings came up with when we were jimmied are, Cushy Muffins, Fwench Fwies! and Purple Lobsters

carlos is sitting on his computer
matt is stoned
tim turns around and screams FOAM LADDERS!
everyone falls on the floor laughing because tim is a genius

by Timmy Jimmy February 2, 2004

shoots and ladders

the act of coming at a girl from behind witha huge didlo that wil cause her to shoot up the ladder that she is standing on. see double monkey fist

me and the wife played a crazy game of soots and ladders last night.

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003