I Blame the Lack of AWP 

Stating that the current situation, or past situation, would have drastically improved due to the possession of the AWP sniper rifle.

Player 1: Hmm, I believe I'll test out my shotgun skills today, instead of hanging out in my little sniper spot.

1337 h4x0r: Hahaha!

*1137 h4x0r kills Player 1 twenty three times in a row.*

Player 1: >.O ...I blame the lack of AWP...

I Blame the Lack of AWP by The AWPerator August 14, 2010

jiam and lack 

two completely sentient beings sent from the nether regions to wipe out humanity

oh fuck its jiam and lack!

jiam and lack by humoungous big toes December 26, 2019

Slack-a-lack-jack 

Slack-a-lack-jack

Means, roughly, "Please endeavor to give me the personal space that i desire while i'm buying, selling, distribting, or using crack cocaine." Old Phoenix (AZ) slang.

Be slack-a-lack-jack, ga'my pipe, ga'my crack!

Slack-a-lack-jack by East Bay Vinny November 16, 2004

Bozack-Lack-Attack 

1. A condition in which one suddenly starts acting like a bitch in a high stress situation.

2. When you want to call someone out as being a little bitch or pansy you can ask them if they are suffering from this condition.
3. Something clever you come up with when you're 9 years old to reply to your older brother when he says "get of my bozacks" because it's a clever way to try to insult him using his own vocabulary and saying he's got no balls at the same time.

Person 1 : Get off my bozacks!!!
Person 2 : Shutup bitch ! I think you're having a Bozack-Lack-Attack !! You better go get yourself a RoBozack !

Bozack-Lack-Attack by Ron Don Megatron September 18, 2014

FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants 

To be caught in the act of having no pants. This is a major offense and is taken seriously by all PoPo. This is only second to FLG: Flagrant Lack of Genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.

" Jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants... now they're giving him a cavity probing... Poor Jimmy "

FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants by Jimmy September 1, 2003

twack-a-lack 

1) To ask someone in a nonchalant manner if they have some shit(meth) for sale.(verb)(twack-a-lacking)
2) To ask someone if they have tweaked on something.(verb)(twack-a-lacked)
3) Refering to the state of mind after consuming a substantial amount of high quality METH.(adj)(twack-a-lackin')

1)"Oy ya fuckin tweaka are you twack-a-lackin'?"

2)"What in the hell have you twack-a-lacked on now?"

3)"Damn daw' ya pupils are fuckin huge! Are you twack-a-lackin?"

twack-a-lack by P.T Kt Bec October 15, 2006

shack a lack

dang

damn baby, you gots some skill, yo

shack a lack by {L}`Ni{x} July 28, 2003