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207.71.121.23:27015
207.71.121.23:27015
by foxxy July 30, 2004
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Get the kortez mug.Kertu is cool and beatiful person. She is depressed all the time, but she should not be like that, because she should be satisfied with herself as she is and think about everything positive. She's the sweetest person.
Teacher: someone acute is approaching
Students: it's Kertu
Teacher: Ohhhh that's why i felt like someone was nearby who's approached cool
Teacher: someone acute is approaching
Students: it's Kertu
Teacher: Ohhhh that's why i felt like someone was nearby who's approached cool
Kertu
by Kakajunn January 15, 2021
Get the Kertu mug.Vrot Snoek was loitering outside at the African National Congress national general council last week, waiting to see if he’s going to have to dump the “100% Mbeki” T-shirts he’s been printing. That’s where he heard a nearby police walky-talky crackle, “Car for Minister van Schalkwyk.”
The fuzz holding the receiver looked nonplussed. “Wie?” he asked.
“Car for Minister van Schalkwyk,” came the reply.
Once again: “Wie?” And so it went, back and forth, until the voice finally squawked, “Car for Kortbroek!”
At once, the car was summoned ...
The fuzz holding the receiver looked nonplussed. “Wie?” he asked.
“Car for Minister van Schalkwyk,” came the reply.
Once again: “Wie?” And so it went, back and forth, until the voice finally squawked, “Car for Kortbroek!”
At once, the car was summoned ...
by jd35 November 5, 2007
Get the kortbroek mug.3 swedish words, forming the sentence ; Good ass cards.
Used when youre playing poker with (a propably gay) swedish person, and he beats you and all of a sudden he thinks youre supposed to take of youre pants beaucose he had good ass cards and won the round, and youre just like; "wtf, we are just 2 guys! im not gay! are u?!" and he'll be smiling. and then you say "but i got to admit, you had some bra rumpa kort"
Used when youre playing poker with (a propably gay) swedish person, and he beats you and all of a sudden he thinks youre supposed to take of youre pants beaucose he had good ass cards and won the round, and youre just like; "wtf, we are just 2 guys! im not gay! are u?!" and he'll be smiling. and then you say "but i got to admit, you had some bra rumpa kort"
by naggi August 25, 2006
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This is an elite sex move that only the elite can do:
You take out the springle
You flobby the rocket
He or she lays a hoy bronwnie on your chest
He or she pisses on your tally wacker
He or she smacks your ass
You take out the sex gong
You scream from the top of your lungs: Bombs Away!
You take out the springle
You flobby the rocket
He or she lays a hoy bronwnie on your chest
He or she pisses on your tally wacker
He or she smacks your ass
You take out the sex gong
You scream from the top of your lungs: Bombs Away!
Dude, last night I was doing the Kortinnial Backflex with my girl, my tally wacker was very impressed afterwards
by Sexgod6978 June 18, 2017
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