Control knobs

1. An utter mistake of an action, one which immediately disgusts all which are around.
2. An utter mistake of a person, one whose presence immediately disgusts all which are around.

"He's such a control knobs."
"(The most moronic sentence ever uttered)" - 🎛️

by ControlKnobsEnjoyer1961 March 23, 2023

What a bro knows never goes to the hoes

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.

Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"

by NotAndryon June 24, 2017

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

by Chode Master April 17, 2003

KNOPPER

pronoun- somebody that does something stupid or retarded

noun- a delicious German cake

"Peter is such a knopper"

by Petah September 18, 2018

Knopgoblin

One who performs oral sex on his boss in order to obtain additional vacation days and time away from work...

He's off again today? Yes, he's such a knopgoblin.

by bigdaddy123456 August 17, 2009

knopfler

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

knots landing

ticky tacky, standardized and attractively censored

"Is this too knots landing?" - Larry David Season 3, Episode 30

by im4392 September 8, 2006