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Hobb Knocker

A Hobb Knocker is someone who has sex with animals, And it's barely legal.
You: I love animals.
Me: I hope you're not a Hobb Knocker.
by Terrum February 15, 2009
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knocker locker

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.
by lucyceline September 27, 2010
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vodka knockers

Breasts on a female starting at a high C cup and going up; really huge boobs
God, did you see her vodka knockers?
by dj32089 November 3, 2008
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fart knocker

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.
Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.
by Janet90232 October 24, 2007
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knot knocker

a person or persons that have sex with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and fuck it.
though they are rare you can usually find at least one in every town.
what is that guy doin? wait.......no way he's a knot knocker, no, not kiddin he's fuckin that tree
by chunkography February 2, 2009
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knee knocker

A term, which came about in the 1800's, however became popular with soldiers in the Second World War.

A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.

The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.

This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.

Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.
Grandfather: "Whats the name of that young lady you went to the movies with last night?"
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
by Bucko_NZ November 28, 2007
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cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.
Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!
by Wiseman July 28, 2006
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