aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

Knackered

A British slang term for beat up / used or tired

Teacher: morning class hope you are feeling fresh
That kid in the class: Nah fuck that I’m proper knackered today miss

Girl 1: omg me and Ron had suck great sex last night my pussy is SO knackered today
Girl 2: You? Knackered? Is Ron alive then?
Girl 1: He didn’t die completely, but he is at home today

by ColgateVagina March 21, 2021

Knackers

Knackers is if something is Crazy/Horrible
Knackers can also be if someone is Crazy/Weird.

"Did you see that homeless guy shooting up heroin in the parking garage?"

"I did. He's proper knackers mate"

by ProperMate April 13, 2022

thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

by roborabbit August 16, 2010

Tapper knacker

When a women taps the knacker sack with her index finger.

Boo can you tapper knacker me please

by The knacker tapper September 13, 2021

knacker

damage (something) severely.

I knackered my ankle playing on Sunday

by anonymous June 26, 2021