by Chemise January 1, 2009
Get the knack mug.1. A short, chubby sausage
2. An erection that resembles such a sausage.
3. A short, thick penis attached to a German man.
2. An erection that resembles such a sausage.
3. A short, thick penis attached to a German man.
Kara: Was it big?
Sara: Not bad...it was like a knackwurst.
Kara: Length matters to me.
Sara: Well I liked it.
Sara: Not bad...it was like a knackwurst.
Kara: Length matters to me.
Sara: Well I liked it.
by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008
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The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.
Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.
Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.
Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008
Get the Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack mug.The act of consuming alocoholic beverages outdoors, often in a park or field, and preferably near a waterway, often engaged in my youths not old enough or rich enough to drink in bars.
"Me and the lads was knacker drinking down the valley with the girls on Sa'urday. Was fookin lashed, but than the Guards came and we had to leg it and I lost three tins of Bulmers.'
by The Real Mr Fish July 12, 2009
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Pronunciation of "Knickerbocker", dropping the "er" sound for the "ah" sound of street slang.
The term "Knickerbocker" refers to a New Yorker. The origin of this term is from the NBA's New York Knicks francise. The team was originally called the New York Knickerbockers, which was later shortened to "New York Knicks".
The term "Knickerbocker" refers to a New Yorker. The origin of this term is from the NBA's New York Knicks francise. The team was originally called the New York Knickerbockers, which was later shortened to "New York Knicks".
Jerome: Man I can't stand the Knicks yo...
Alan: Knickabocka please!
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Alan: Knickabocka please!
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by Chewyfood April 24, 2006
Get the knickabocka mug.The rider forgot to eat before the last climb of the day and he was completely knackered half way up.
by Entheo June 28, 2009
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