kipper-dipping

like tea-bagging BUT for girls!

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...

by xpikeyx April 28, 2010

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.

I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away

by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009

Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.

Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e

by Summer-E January 14, 2021