Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
Get the Picking your kippermug. by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019
Get the Kipperedmug. To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
Get the Hairy Kippermug. Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
Get the Fry me a kippermug. The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.
by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020
Get the Done like a kippermug. Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
by xpikeyx April 28, 2010
Get the kipper-dippingmug. by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
Get the smoked kippermug.