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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
mugGet the Picking your kippermug.

Kippered

Marc was kippered by Gary today
by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019
mugGet the Kipperedmug.

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
mugGet the Hairy Kippermug.

Fry me a kipper

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
mugGet the Fry me a kippermug.

Done like a kipper

The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.
*wins gun fight*
Fucking hell u got done like a kipper
by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020
mugGet the Done like a kippermug.

kipper-dipping

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
by xpikeyx April 28, 2010
mugGet the kipper-dippingmug.

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.
I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!
by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
mugGet the smoked kippermug.

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