Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.
"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."
by olliebroon November 25, 2009
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kiddy and boo

two people whom are very much in love. kiddy is preferably tall and has a mangina. boo is usually one whom cuts kiddy's ball off.
Town Gossip - "Wow. Did ya see Kiddy and Boo??"
Single Person - "Yeah man, they make me feel so lonely."
by brazillionnnnn June 18, 2008
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kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....
"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
by stiff arm myeazy February 21, 2014
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kiddie lump

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.
Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!
by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010
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Kiddie Crack

A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.
"What a deadbeat. Whenever he gets depressed, he hides in the library and smokes kiddie crack."
by adisco March 10, 2017
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kiddy fiddler

by Benton March 23, 2003
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kiddie porn

Media slang of the term 'child pornography' to give the impression of innocuous yet filthy material.
Cops found a huge cache of kiddie porn videotapes intended for underground trading and distribution at the home of David Asimov (son of a science fiction author) in California in 1998. David got away with the lenient sentence of a six-month house arrest and three years probation. True story.
by Dirty Harry August 04, 2003
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