Keaton

Though usually a boy's name, when it is used as a girl's name the girl tends to be the best friend a girl can have, but some girls get jealous of her looks. Keaton is smart, funny, and VERY sexy. Though most are smart, some Keatons tend to be dumb, resulting in various acts of stupidity. They are the perfect girls.

" hey, who's that really hot girl????"

" Dude, that's Keaton! She's a ten!

by Mister Dave August 14, 2012

keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009

klepto-urbanmaniac

One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.

Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.

Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and μανία, "mania")

by aaron1 feiriy July 11, 2010

kenton hembree

A sexy bitch. One who has the smolder of a Greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. He's a pretty bomb ass guy with the intelligence of a genius. His mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.

I'd fuck Kenton hembree twice if I had the chance.

by Floutedass September 21, 2013

keaton speirs

The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!

Kid #1: 'Have you heard of Keaton Speirs!?'

Kid #2: 'HeLl YeAh BiTcH!'

by NiKkCrOmPtOnCaNrAp October 5, 2017

keaton krieger

A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time

Damn girl you're packin bood like Keaton Krieger

by Kim Jong-Dave February 4, 2018

Ketotic Shit

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.

Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!

Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!

by The Shitster! August 14, 2018