Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.

Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"

by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025

Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle

“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”

by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019

Kelvin from Ghana

He is a Negro Garca. Thats actually everything there is to say. He is black, makes business with boran and drinks a lot of cacoa with him.

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy?
Guy2: Yea he is such an Kelvin from ghana with a huge cock.

by TheTerminator3000 April 30, 2023

kelvin

Kelvin is god
Kelvin better than anybody
Kelvin is more handsome than u

Don't try to challenge me
U will fuck up

Do u know who is the most handsome guy in the world？
That is kelvin

by Fuck the rules November 22, 2021

Kelvin

A very dangerous baby toothed boy

The dangerous kelvin tried to bite someone but his teeth could do damage

by Joeypooooo December 24, 2019

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Gon Freecs And Kelvin Romero Is Ging Freecs

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Gon Freecs And Kelvin Romero Is Ging Freecs

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Gon Freecs And Kelvin Romero Is Ging Freecs

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Kelvin

a clown

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Milan: Hey looks it's Kelvin
Aaron: haha look at him, CLOWN
Nathan: (points at him) CLOWN!
Bryan: (also points at him) CLOWN!

by Boin853 May 12, 2022