Emuy Keg

A state of mind created by Sourpatch that refers to " A State Of Happiness" or to not have negative feelings at all, or in other words to be Numb. This state of mind of mind is different from regular happiness because it is the aftermath of depression or being negatively emotional in some way. Emuy Keg can also be referred to as another world or place of happiness or positive emotions.

1) I wanna go to Emuy Keg.
2) I was depressed but now i'm in Emuy Keg.

by Darealsourpatch August 22, 2018

Keg-Trotter

A person with a strong tolerance to beer who outdrinks, out beer-pongs, and out beer bongs everybody at the party.

"Damn Jimmy! Go easy on the beer Man!" , Jimmy replies with a earpiercing belch, "Aaahhhhgg Im the keg-trotter, satisfy my bottomless thirst!"

by paulmachine September 24, 2016

Keg Boss

keg Boss is when you do your girl from behind and she agrees to anal then you shove a beer can in her ass and yell out that's why they call me keg Boss

Keg Boss When your meat is larger than expected Keg Bos

by Big D keg January 11, 2019

Whole Keg

same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.

why in the world would you want a six-pack, when you can have the whole keg?

by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010

Keg Slipping

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.

"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"

by b0gal0 May 11, 2014

keg belly

Lump of muscle on stomach instead of six pack it goes in two lumps

Harry had a keg belly Sarah liked it

by Gracie845 November 3, 2013

KEGS Nuneaton

KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.

*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*

by Suntan Dave November 9, 2023