Kaiser Baby

An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.

"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."

by Ula Barber January 14, 2008

kizer

slang term for shit

the man took a kizer in his pants therefore he couldnt go to work

by paul kizerrrrr March 26, 2013

Kaifer

Someone who doesn't allow other people to talk about subjects they like

STOP BEING SUCH A KAIFER

by Skyhawk7583 March 22, 2019

kaiser

Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!

Kaiser is so sweet!

by alkjwoeirbnjkadv August 1, 2010

Kaimeron

The greatest of them all. Perfection in it's most perfect form.
At one with the bacon.

Lesser being one: "I wish I could I have one percent of Kaimeron's greatness."
Lesser being two: *snort* "I doubt you'll ever achieve 0.01% of his greatness."

by Diodelcibo April 6, 2013

kaiser

1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

2) To masturbate

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.

I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!

by Duke of New Orleans April 17, 2006

Kaiser

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004