jumping bus

This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.

This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!

Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"

----OR----

Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"

by Sunshine... May 31, 2004

jumping beaner

1.) Any shot of Tequila that is dropped into a pint glass half full of redbull

Bartendar! We'take two jumping beaner's! Thats Redbull and Tequila instead of Redbull and Vodka

by Taylor Luke May 17, 2007

jumping helicopter move

A difficult but pleasurable move in the bedroom. Few have attempted, and even fewer have succeeded. First, the man takes his position as the helipad...shaft up. Next, with a running start and a jumping forward twisting flip, the woman must land on the man and continue to spin. Common injuries include concussions and broken penis.

I totally tried the jumping helicopter move last night, missed the landing zone, and ended up spinning on the bedpost.

by helipad August 23, 2011

Jumping Piranha Plant

An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).

Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.

God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?

by ConanATTACK August 22, 2006

Jumping the Fence

A phrase describing a particular person, place or thing as having good qualities.

The phrase itself is always written or said in the present tense.

1. One restaurant that is definately jumping the fence is Tommy Condon's Irish Pub.

2. Excuse me ladies, but you all are certainly jumping the fence tonight.

3. I had some Maryland-style crab cakes the other night and they were really jumping the fence.

by Troy Turner May 15, 2006

Jumping Jalapeno

It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news

Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!

by BC2011 August 1, 2011

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019