jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

jackamahole

A word used to describe someone who is both a jackass and an asshole.

Did you hear Reggie Miller pronounce Rasheed Wallace's name as RAW-sheed? Then he tried once again to claim that Tayshaun Prince's block on him in the 2004 playoffs was goaltending!

Yeah, Reggie Miller is such a jackamahole.

by halo0 January 9, 2009

jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

Urban Dictionary Jackass

A person who makes stupid definitions for words people don't use and tools who add their names on Urban Dictionary. Most common with teenagers looking for an ego boost.

"Holy shit, did Ashley seriously just add her name to this website in order to feel good?"

"Yeah man, she needs to get a life. She's an Urban Dictionary Jackass."

by CLICKMEYOULOSER December 16, 2012

Swagga jacka

to steal or "jack" one's "swagga" or own unique style or personality that makes them hotter than your boring ass. Often occurs when one is jealous of a much sexier, popular, loved, fun & entertaining individual.

You design an original thing thats all your own & expresses part of who you are. Someone jacks that, claims it is theirs, & looks like a dumbass swagga jacka cause everyone knows it was yours first.

aka: You can jock my shit, but u can't rock my shit.

by HOTTER_than_YOU February 8, 2009

Jackass

1. A donkey
2. My boss (or your boss)

My boss sucks and yours probably does too.

by Me September 29, 2003