John

A guy that is super outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him and he keeps very few close friends. He loves to go out and have a good time and loves to be surrounded by his true few. He's very intellegent and doesn't mind sharing his beliefs with you. He really wants a Blue koala for his birthday.
John is soo much fun !! You should've seen him at the club last night !! He was madd HYPE !! I heard he wants to name his koala Blue Ray !! ;D
by PeachessKnows July 15, 2011
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johning

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services
Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?
by Cecestud June 19, 2008
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John

Huge dick, smart, but lacks confidence at times. Better than he really knows. He has a creative way of looking at things and is very open-minded.
Girl 1: Hey, you know John?

Girl 2? Ya! He has a huge dick.
by animalcrackerboi February 17, 2018
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John

Idiot person that likes to troll kids on online games
JOHN DESTROYED MY BED AND KILLED MY IN MINECRAFT!
by YourFriendlyNoob123 April 25, 2019
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john

john is your perfect shy adorable guy. His smile warms your heart if you ever pass by him in the hallways it would be impossible to contain your squeal because DAMN. plz date me
john is fine

damn did you see john today
by shhicanttell April 27, 2019
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John

Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.
He became a John when his wife quit giving him blow jobs.
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John

John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.
Person: Hey John look at this butterfly

John: woah life’s a trip
by #1 john August 17, 2018
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