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date with jill

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.
If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill
by bigbubba1020 February 26, 2011
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Big jill

She mother to clickbate king morgz and often pranks the god that is bald Martin
by Bald Martin is a god August 28, 2019
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jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
jack and jill used to fetch water
by jillthepill August 1, 2006
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jill sladic

Very thicc and an absolute unit
Bruh Koda ate the eye ball and Jill Sladic went off
by Stevenlovesjill September 13, 2019
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Jill sandwich

A Jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine (of Resident Evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. When Jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. Alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the Jill pulp off the floor.
"Brains... Jill sandwich... brains..."
by Mr. Constantine December 23, 2007
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netflix and jill

Watch videos and masturbate, applying only to females.

Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
Fernanda had no luck luring over a booty call, so settled for a Netflix and Jill session.
by Danny A Kuhar April 8, 2016
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Jill Hudson

Also known as morgz mum is annoying, she has more subs than willNE. Unsubscribe and sub to willNE
I hate Jill Hudson (morgz mum), she has more subs than WillNE
by BigJillHudson January 17, 2019
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