date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.
If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill
by bigbubba1020 February 26, 2011

by Bald Martin is a god August 28, 2019

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
by jillthepill August 1, 2006

Very thicc and an absolute unit
by Stevenlovesjill September 13, 2019

A Jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine (of Resident Evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. When Jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. Alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the Jill pulp off the floor.
by Mr. Constantine December 23, 2007

Watch videos and masturbate, applying only to females.
Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
by Danny A Kuhar April 8, 2016

by BigJillHudson January 17, 2019
