jeremy renner

A very special person who plays in the avengers but only carries 11 arrows, sometimes 12 but it's not very safe

"Omg who is that awesome archer guy in the avengers?"
"That's the wildly talented Jeremy renner portraying hawkeye!"

by Manyfandoms September 4, 2015

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

jeremy clarkson'd

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.

Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!

by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011

jeremy sumpter

cute guy from peter pan

hottie with a good body

by briana January 10, 2004

Jeremy

A Soft Precious Boi Who Should Be protected. You would be lucky to have your own Jeremy. He is a shy, sweet, loving boi who is always there for his friends and will defend/protect them. Never hurt Jeremy because he is an emotional child that has been through a lot and tries to hide his hurt inside. You need to earn his trust before he can tell you how he truly feels. Love this boi because he care about you.

Person 1: “Awwww! How Adorable! Who was that guy?”

Person 2: “I know right? That was Jeremy!”

by BlastyBakuBoi February 10, 2019

Jeremy

Often spotted eating a banana.

"What is Jeremy eating," said Jane.
"Probably a banana," replies Nick

by Handicapped Seal April 9, 2018

Jeremy Lin

1. An American professional basketball player who currently plays for the New York Knicks

2. A speech impediment that causes the speaker to add an L to any word that starts with "in".

Jeremy Lin is Lincredible, Linconceivable, Linderella, Linspiring, Super Lintendo, To Linfinity and Beyond, Linning, Linsational, Lin Diesel, and Linsane.

by tobyps April 28, 2012