jerkatorium

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.

Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.

by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

Road jerky

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

Jerkasaurus

A very large jerkoff-half dinosaur like human of the Upper Cretaceous Period of North America, characterized by having strong wrists and a large head. Also know to some Canadian dwellers as jerkoffskie

Jerkasaurus is owning up!

by Last_Assassin January 14, 2004

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010

jerkass

An insult formed by removing the word "jack" from jackass and replacing it with the word "jerk." Basically describes a person who is being a real jerk. Used when you need to get the point across that a person is a jerk where just the word jerk won't cut it.

"Don't be a jerkass."

"You're such a jerkass, this is why nobody likes you."

"Fuck you jerkass!"

by IceWarm February 2, 2006