Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

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Temperature Jealousy

Being jealous of someone in a hot country whilst you are freezing in yours.

"God Jemma is in Africa, it must be so hot, i've got temperature jealousy."

by Cheeseylump January 27, 2020

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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Jealousy Versus Paranoia<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

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Jealousy

Yeah, the last think you would be crying if it was men doing it. No amount of "pansexual" or "consent" would get you to accept men doing it.

Hym "If a bunch of men were fucking a retard girl in their group home, you would absolutely intervene, and if I said you were doing it because of jealousy would look at me like I was a fucking retard. Which is what I'm going to do. Because you ARE that. Which is why if they aren't fucking their lives don't matter. The worst things that happen to your daughters are justice. From a paper-cut to their last breath. I don't care."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

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