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janitor

a player in a FPS (or any other multiplayer game which involves fast action and guns) who sits back as other players duke it out in a firefight, and makes an appearance after the victor of the duel is left with a little amount of health and kill him/her for an easy kill. Much like a janitor cleans up after a mess.
Dude, its no fun playing Halo with you anymore because all you do is janitor with your assault rifle.
by AltCoder April 30, 2005
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janitard

A mentally handicapped individual who is employed in the janitorial profession. Possibly as part of a societal integration program, or because it's funny as hell to watch...
See McDonalds or WalMart for further examples of said janitard.
by LatinHeat December 11, 2009
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Janitor

a creepy person at your school that cleans up after you. In reality, he is pedophile. After school, he fellates children in the bathroom, hardcore. He also makes out with other janitors and masturbates with children.
Kid 1: We gotta get out of here before the doors of the school close.

Kid 2: Yeah! The janitor's a real pedo!
by neversaymyname June 7, 2011
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Janitor

Punk ass Janitor

You cant ban me!
by ???? December 25, 2003
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The Janitor

When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke
I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore
by Cennams February 6, 2007
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Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.
Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."
by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014
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Janitor

A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.
Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?
by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018
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