Slopy jalopy

When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.

‘Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy’

by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

whopper jalopy

things that are whacky/ out of this world

everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!

by dentalbabes December 7, 2022

lakebed jalopy

the act of motorboating someone while the receiving person shits directly in their face

Went out with Elle the other day and ended the night by giving her a lakebed jalopy.

by ClitRipper1500 December 17, 2024

Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025