jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex

Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.

by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015

jackponderance

The reflective period of time experienced by a man immediately after ejaculating.

I came to the realization that my relationship with my mother wasn't really where I wanted it to be during jackponderance today after breakfast. The jizz dripping slowly down my belly served as another reminder of my failures in communication to everyone I love. Anyway, bout to jack it again, peace out.

by Josh Corwin September 18, 2019

jockpot

Jockpot is when you find a hot jock to date and he likes you back.

Woah Jen, you hit the jockpot with Brad!

by jockypotty November 19, 2020

Jackpotting

Sexual practice in which elderly folk perform surprise anal sex on others whilst they lean over a slot machine at a casino. Often this is facilitated by the receiver leaning on a walker.

"Herbert, let's head down to the Aisle of Capri Casino this Saturday for the buffet and some Jackpotting."

by LeechBucket December 18, 2011

jackpoo

to accidentally cause stool to come out while jacking off. Also spelled 'jackpoop'.

While masturbating, the guy ended up jackpooing to his own disgust.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

Jack Pot

A situation where after anal sex, the man has a small amount of feces on his penis.

Last night I hit the jack pot with Lorena.

by Alley2005 May 1, 2009

Jackpotting

The action of taking a dump on the ground next to a toilet rather than in the toilet itself. It is customary to call out any identifiable item of which there are three or more contained in the jackpot.

1) Let's get out of here, someone is jackpotting in the bathroom.
2) James Franco is jackpotting in the bathroom again, he called out triple plum... I guess it's better than triple bars.

by Thingskidssay July 4, 2017