Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.

"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."

by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012

Jace Herondale

A incredibly hot Shadowhunter from Cassandra Clare's book series "The Mortal Instruments"who is naturally blonde and afraid of ducks.

Jace Herondale is in love with Clary Fray.

by 1585758595 September 10, 2016

Jack and Crack

Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.

Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!

by Richie Queijo November 3, 2017

Jack Cunt

A "Jack Cunt" is someone who is selfish, unwilling to work and use energy during a task involving more than one person. The person who has been deemed a "Jack Cunt" may also try to use excuses to avoid performing the required task, which usually involves them suddenly disappearing, then reappearing after the task has been completed. Jack Cunts will always think about themselves first..

Nick - Excuse me bro, can you please help me lift this…
Alex - Nah

… Jack Cunt

by phantomplayerX May 30, 2015

jack robert avery

Jack Avery is 1/5 out of the new trending band Why Don't we. Jack has recently surpassed 700k followers on Instagram @jackaverymusic and his band has 1.3 million @whydontwemusic. Jack and his band are really good friends with vlogger Logan Paul who has directed many of the bands music videos such as; Nobody Gotta Know and Something Different. Jack is known for his curly hair.

Jack Robert Avery is the one with the curly hair.
Jack Avery is a part of Why Dont We.

by whydontwefreak August 9, 2017

Jacuzzi Jazz

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)

It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019

Jack Manifold

Just can't stop the Jack Manifold grind.

Just killed a family of 5 and now running from police but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.

by Ice_Bee September 6, 2021