jabooboo

black hippo

"that mf jabooboo hit the sewi in class and we got an earfquake" -Baker Saifan LHS

by asianmeowmeow May 1, 2022

The Jablo

When you get slapped across the face with a fish

If you go on a fishing trip and decide to anything but fish, your probably gonna get the jablo

by Bobby4x September 23, 2022

Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005

jaloo

a man who works at kent who dosent know his age......he has a heart shaped head, comes from etheopia and is part of jef's family

jaloo is the cooles man on earth

by wazime the arabian dream January 27, 2004

Jaboo

The paranoia or physical sickness when you smoke too much weed

“Oh my God, I think I have the jaboo.”

“No! Not the jaboo! You should’ve just passed the blunt”

by Vernell January 18, 2018

Jaboobs

n (proper, normally):The male that lives across from you and always comes into your room. They generally are bigger than you, have a tendency to look you in the eye, and oftentimes wake you up when they are heavily under the influence of alcohol.
See: Japubes

Jaboobs totally sucks at darts!
I was asleep and Jaboobs came in here and totally woke me up 'cause he was schwasted!
That guy that lives across the hall is totally Jaboobs!

by Matthew Parmesan April 23, 2006