ivan

a boy who seasonally has long hair and doesnt like asian girls

"That's what I hate..people like Ivan."

by Ivanna January 27, 2005

Ivan

Ivan is one of the sweeter most caring people alive he does face certain mood swings and has the occasional depression episode but he’s is a fun guy to be around , Ivan is one of the biggest Simps going , occasionally you will see him staring you down maybe even taking secret photos . In conclusion Ivan is sweet but very annoying

Ugh what’s Ivan saying again

by Ordinaryblokemabso August 2, 2020

Ivan

A top of the notch wanker that has the BIGGEST forehead with the smallest brain capacity known to man

Your forehead is soooo ivan

by The Italian Mafia July 6, 2018

Ivan

A Fat Person Who Hasn’t Gotten Pussy In A Couple Years.

Hey there goes virgin boy ivan

by Rodrigo Hernandez May 18, 2020

Ivan

the "creepy" fagtard that works at GameStop. Known for subtle threats to young boys' virginity while offering car rides home and playing the part of a mentor. Young men beware! Ivan is out there... and he is looking for YOU.

"Dude... did he just offer you a ride home? Watch out he doesn't try to Ivan you!"

by MamboMan April 7, 2005

ivan

A little fat kid...might look hot when hes older...but not likely

Girl: Whos that fat kid?
boy: thats ivan..he likes big macs

by Lolrawr123 June 5, 2009

IVAN

like a hurrican; home wrecker; husband stealer; gavin lover~maybe; rocket

Her affair with josh ruined his marriage.

by BITCH February 18, 2005