Ivan

Ivan is one of the sweeter most caring people alive he does face certain mood swings and has the occasional depression episode but he’s is a fun guy to be around , Ivan is one of the biggest Simps going , occasionally you will see him staring you down maybe even taking secret photos . In conclusion Ivan is sweet but very annoying
Ugh what’s Ivan saying again
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A top of the notch wanker that has the BIGGEST forehead with the smallest brain capacity known to man
by The Italian Mafia July 06, 2018
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A Fat Person Who Hasn’t Gotten Pussy In A Couple Years.
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the "creepy" fagtard that works at GameStop. Known for subtle threats to young boys' virginity while offering car rides home and playing the part of a mentor. Young men beware! Ivan is out there... and he is looking for YOU.
"Dude... did he just offer you a ride home? Watch out he doesn't try to Ivan you!"
by MamboMan April 07, 2005
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A little fat kid...might look hot when hes older...but not likely
Girl: Whos that fat kid?
boy: thats ivan..he likes big macs
by Lolrawr123 June 06, 2009
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like a hurrican; home wrecker; husband stealer; gavin lover~maybe; rocket
Her affair with josh ruined his marriage.
by BITCH February 18, 2005
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An ivan can talk behind your back, but pretend to be your frined when your near. When you really are hurt then he will help you, other than that he will pretend he's ok with you. But if you ever have someone ask him what he thinks about you, then he say the truth, bad or good, who knows, but if he knows the person that asked is your friend he might end up lying, bad or good, or he will say the truth.
? 1: hey look it's ivan
? 2: i heard he's talking behind someone's back again
? 1: wow poor person
by Otaku_here April 07, 2019
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