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Steak Itch

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.
Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”
by Frankyspeaks February 9, 2022
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my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.
*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.
by occupationother February 25, 2019
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The Village Itch

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.
I just want to scratch the old itch.
by amar90 September 10, 2010
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pp itch

A intense feeling of itchiness in ur pp
He has the pp itch so he will scratch
by Bigsexy20212.0 September 11, 2018
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jock itch

A bad itching fungus in a man's inner thighs, scrotum, or general balls area. Often caused by not showering, using dirty towels, wearing dirty underwear, or sweating a lot.
Dude I got the worst jock itch
by aa23f December 26, 2004
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Balls Itch

When a guy pretends that their d*ck is in a girls' mouth and quickly scratches the underside of her chin. Most commonly used as a joke.
Thomas: **Rubs underside of Rachel's chin**BALLS ITCH!

Rachel: "What? You ass hole."
by ZeroCool<3 April 16, 2010
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