Item

A nickname - usually for the female genitalia, less often for the male member.

Rosie: I hate the beach - I always end up with sand in my item!

Sugar: I know right ? And when I skydive, the straps get all up in my item.

or
Frankie : These tight-ass new jeans really showcase my item for the ladies.

by TrudyS August 8, 2010

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ITMS

Initialism for "if that makes sense".

I don't like having anyone but me in my profile picture, ITMS.

by JediKnightBoB October 21, 2012

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pantry item

obscure term for non-perishable items (e.g. canned goods or spices)

invitation: "please bring a pantry item."

reader: "A... what?!" O-o

by grammarnazi August 25, 2004

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itemsexual

Someone who is itemsexual is sexually attracted to any item

"Nice flashlight can I kiss it?"
"Why?"
"Becuase I'm itemsexual"

by Lil"froggy March 9, 2022

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High Density Snack Item

A piece of food, most likely a stogy, store bought flapjack. Most commonly eaten amoungst a group of very stoned people.
Due to the fulfilling nature of the High density snack item these are much sought after. Trying to eat one on the sly will usually result in the call of
"High Density Snack Item Alert! Alert!"
Meaning you then have to pass the item on knowing that you may never see it again...

"High Density Snack Item Alert! Alert!"
"awwww... F**k, dude, just a bit.. awww.. nooo.. man, I was eatin that!... Nahh, keep it.."

by GreatBigHippy September 25, 2005

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