South Padre Island

Texas' premier party place. The home of boobs, beer, and beach. The ultimate spring break destination for all college alcoholics.

Let's go get laid on South Padre Island!

by whatdidyouexpect October 17, 2008

Rhode Island Traffic Report

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Islamunism

This is the type of Islam modeled after the communist Soviet Union; with the goal of establishing a totalitarian state in which a small intellectual, or religious, elite is in control of the laws, economy, culture, and thoughts of its citizens; the kind of country the radical Islamists of today seek to establish world wide.

Those guys with the bombs aren't Islamic fascists, or Islamic totalitarians; they want to take over the world for Islamunism, man.

by RCMC December 14, 2008

Long Island tea bag

Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl

Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.

Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.

Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

The Lonely Island

An American parody act consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone that feature heavily on Saturday Night Live.

They write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Boombox and most recently I Just Had Sex.

Celebs such as T- Pain, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Jessica Alba and Akon are associated with the trio.

They are epic!!!!!!!

The Lonely Island - brilliance

by Nyaherp January 5, 2011

Study Island

(n.) Worst ways of learning ever created, Made to ruin kids lives. grades 5-8. used to "enhance" your learning when usually you dont' even learn it.

Bob: I love study island!
Carl: You high today?

by kearaxoyue January 26, 2010

Methel Island

Bethel Island, California. An isle in Dirty Waters that is home to a higher than average number of methamphetamine users.

Turtle: Yo! I need a half deck of ice!

Popeye: I'm all out homey! You gotta go out to Methel Island to reup!

Turtle: Damn rogue! I'm tryin' to stay away from Dirty Waters!

by ZXY&ABC June 26, 2019