apple cider instrument

A musical instrument borrowed or used as a backup for when a musician forgets or doesn't have his own. An apple cider instrument may typically be broken, in poor condition, and/or very old. A school with a music program may have apple cider instruments on hold for use by forgetful students.

Alex had no idea there was a band rehearsal today, so he borrowed an apple cider instrument from the reserves in the back.

by UncleFitzy June 20, 2010

Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut

Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.

by YeetSeat February 15, 2020

instrument landing

Having sex with a partner who provides no feedback.

Christ, she just layed there. It was a total instrument landing.

by Sterling T August 9, 2006

e-introduce

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email

She e-introduced me to the team

by Luizitto July 12, 2017

Introdouche

The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.

Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol.

John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."

Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."

by NickPisky February 10, 2012

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

introactivism

the process of, or act thereof, disassembly of technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft

We were a victim of introactivism; all our computers were stolen by disassembling them and shipping them overseas.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004