pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.

dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!

by zemsten December 31, 2007

Tits In a Sling

extremely easy. easily achieved.

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."

by Anthara November 29, 2010

Singapore Sling

The act of shitting into a trashcan because the toilet is occupied, followed by taking the trashbag, swinging it around, and slinging it off a balcony to hide the evidence.

I had to shit so bad in the hotel room and Cate was on the toilet, so I just did the Singapore Sling!

by The Slinger October 03, 2015

Red Sling

To complete a "Red Sling" Follow these steps:
1.If your lucky enough to stumble upon a friends moms red thong pick it up.
2.Hide it behind your back and call friend over.
3.Once in range throw red thong at friends face.
4.Upon impact begin laughing as you have just completed the fabled Red Sling.

Zack shouts: "Josh come here for a second!"
Josh: "what ma..*hit in face with red thong*"
Zack: "hahah Red Sling beeeyyyoootttcchhhhh!!"
Josh: "Your fuckin weird man.."
Zack: "I'm not the one sniffin my mom's underwear haha"
Josh: "whatever.."

by C.C.B January 15, 2010

slinging neck

To perform oral sex.

That prostitute was slinging neck all day on the corner.

by MiKe OXL0NG May 13, 2014

sling shot

An awesome sexual manuever! have sex with a girl, cum all over her insides make it sloppy, a fucking sloppy mess, but leave your dick inside, eventually it will get soft. with your soft dick in the girl ( it's good to leave it in there overnight for best results) just pull it out as quick as humanly possible. sick! ur dick has shrank inside her dilly-hole (a.k.a. vag) you will have created suction cause ur dick to stretch and finally give way and come snapping back into ur testicles at starship-enterprise-warp-speed hittin ur nuts so hard that for some reason u get sexually aroused -- rinse (or not :D) and repeat!

Dude, i slept of lafawndah's house and totally sling shotted myself like 7 times!

by NugBee September 02, 2006

Sling Blade

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.

"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."

by Big Joe November 01, 2003