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Hypocrisy

Popular atmospheric death metal band from Sweden fronted by legendary producer Peter Tägtgren, formed in 1991 and is currently still active.
"Roswell '47" is HYPOCRISY's biggest hit.
by Siege Green June 10, 2004
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Hypocrite

One who is critical of hippopotamus'.
I say, that hippopotamus can't rap!
Hypocrite!
by Hi nooT June 6, 2010
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hypocrite

Someone who says that they would never do something or never be like someone, yet turns around and does the thing that they say that they will never do.

Someone who says that they can do something but fails to do what they say they can do.

Someone who is a fake.

Someone who tries to live up to standerds that they can not live up to.

Someone who says they hate something but when someone else says they like it, they turn around and say they like it too. (A follower)
A:"I hate wearing the color orange."

B:"Oh...orange is my favorite color."

A:"OMG! Me too, I totally agree."

B:"Your such a hypocrite."
by Lasagna Kangaroo July 22, 2008
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hypocrite

when people talk trash on other people but are the biggest brown nosers to them
girl is talking trash on this other girl
-girl comes up to the other girl
then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt
so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite
by broccoli babes July 19, 2007
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double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me
*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*
by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007
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hypocrisy

A fatal flaw your average parent posses.
parent: I smoked marijuana by the bulk when i was 14, but you son unfortunately can't
son: why not? you did it.
parent: because i said so, now go study or you'll end up disappointing me with your bad grades.
son: why? you disappointed your parents and dropped out of school. thats total hypocrisy!
parent: just do it! now I'm going spark one up on the balcony, remember drugs and smoking are bad!
by FloraJane May 25, 2009
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Hypochristian

A person who proclaims christian values while acting in the opposite manner. A portmanteau of hypocrite and christian.
During the divorce, his outwardly fine, upstanding, church-going parents-in-law were nasty, underhanded and dishonest. This caused him to invent the word hypochristian to describe their behaviour.
by misterekz September 23, 2011
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