Definitions by misterekz

Frenulum 

An older woman with a less than pleasant husband. ie: The wrinkly old thing that hangs around a dickhead.

Nigel's wrinkly, 80 year-old wife was constantly called in to the nursing home when he was being a dickhead. I don't know why she hangs around a dick like him, she is just like a frenulum

Frenulum by misterekz June 28, 2025

Hypochristian 

A person who proclaims christian values while acting in the opposite manner. A portmanteau of hypocrite and christian.

During the divorce, his outwardly fine, upstanding, church-going parents-in-law were nasty, underhanded and dishonest. This caused him to invent the word hypochristian to describe their behaviour.

Hypochristian by misterekz September 23, 2011